March 31, 2008

Mastercleanse makes me feel icky

I have been getting a lot of twitter follows lately. (I'm at http://twitter.com/bobledrew if you care) But none like the one from Mastercleanse I just got, which I was originally thinking was some sort of high colonic thingy which just made me feel gross.

Then I found out it's some sort of juice-based fasting diet combined with a "top-down" enema of 32 ounces of salt water. Ummm, pass. No pun intended.

Of course, it beats porn-twitter-spam.

Ciao,
Bob.

1 comments:

Michael said...

Two tablespoons of salt in one cup of water will work just as well...for mere pennies.

Just make sure you're not any more than 15 minutes away from a toilet.

Now *that* is something to live Tweet!